Will Ferrell is the funniest man in the world at this moment.
I watched a couple of episodes of “Eastbound and Down”, and I laughed. I El Oh Elled, in teenage textspeak.
If ever(and whenever), I have some really bad news delivered to me, I think I’d like to have Will Ferrell deliver that bad information. I imagine I would laugh if it were he that told me my great grandmother had just died.
I like Will Ferrell.
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Check this guy out:
Piqued
Well, I wasn’t much interested in American Idol tonight, oddly enough. I was a little tipsy.
So, the Arkansas guy, the chick I mentioned in my last blog, and the punk guy made it.
The blonde sleeved girl is going to make it. Beyond American Idol. She will be good. Mark my words.
I can’t remember the punk guy’s name, but he made it too.
I’m sitting here right now watching American Idol. I think that Indian dude from last week was pretty good. MUCH better than what I’ve heard tonight so far.
I just watched that Nick dude “sing”, or perform, or whatever the heck he did. That guy with the glasses, headband, and the same weird, sequined shirt every week. Granted, I was glued to it, just to see what he was going to do. He’s a great singer, but he’s weird.
I think that dude that got through last week deserves to be the winner. You know Dave something…his wife died a couple of weeks before the first audition. Anyways….
I think everyone should vote for that Nick guy. It will be the biggest prank in the world if he wins. He won’t.
…..and the 16 year old girl just blew the lights out, right after the Nick guy.
Nick Mitchell Allison Iraheta
He’s a writer from the UK, and his blog provides me many belly laughs.
Check him out: Piqued
Also try this one, it’s pretty entertaining. They tell you what shows on television to like: Watch With Mothers
While I’m at it, this guy is a musician, and a damn fine one: The Mighty Tann
That is all.
I have an itch. But I’m not gonna scratch it. If I don’t scratch my toe, it will stop itching. I mean, it’s just a toe, right?
I’ve been meeting lots of people. In the job position I have right now, I see and am forced to talk to people of all sorts. I talk to poor people, white trash, rich people…in many ways, this job is much more interesting than any I’ve had before. I suppose it could be more interesting because of the experiences and training that I’ve had in previous positions.
Any place I go to, I pretty much take over their house; and they don’t say a word about it. I don’t knock on the door each time I go in and out. I MAY ask for permission to use the restroom. It’s just weird to me because I’m so private, probably. I wouldn’t let some stranger just come in and walk around my house. Not before I’d done some major cleaning.
There’s a store on the highway with a tin roof and tin siding.
The store sits about 75 feet from the long, lonely 2-lane highway. The distance of the drive from the highway to the front of the store is made of rocks from a nearby creek.
The building looks solid. The roof doesn’t seem to leak.
The windows on this shop-looking store are dirty. The door is rusty.
The sidewalk is covered with long, brown, winter-dead grass. The 20 foot sign is dilapidated and crooked.
The driveway is inaccessible because of a 3-strand, barbed wire fence gate. The wooden ends of the gate are weathered, but strong.
In the front window sill of the store is a big, rusty sign that reads: OPEN.
Whatever, man. It’s just something I noticed while driving down the road the other day.
-Beans
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Martin Luther King Jr.
Well, I can say that I am very surprised to be logged back in here musing along so soon. Usually it takes me a couple of weeks to get a hankering up for a good piss and moan session.
I haven’t felt well lately. I could sleep forever. All I need is a bathroom and a couch or bed and my life would be fulfilled. I also need power to go to that little 2 room shack consisting of a place to nest and a place to poop. I also need an unending supply of benadryl and beer. What more could a guy ask for? Well, a lot, I guess.
A little advertisement for Obama coins came on the television the other day while I was watching, and I rolled my eyes, sitting all alone with the television. The “yes we can”/”I have faith in the american people” rhetoric was just overwhelming to me for some reason. I suppose it’s because THE AMERICAN PEOPLE CAN’T DO ANYTHING TO CHANGE THIS INSANE WORLD…or the crapped out economy. I guess if you tell yourself something long enough, you start believing it. I think this guy actually believes all of this.
If I’ve learned anything from this past election, it’s that there is still a big problem of racism in the United States. I’m not just talking about whites being racist towards blacks. Overall…I think that everyone is somewhat racist. Maybe not racist…maybe it’s pride in their own heritage. I know that I’ve seen some of the most racist things said by black people, though. Many Mexican people are racists. I suppose the one thing that ties humans all together in this crazy world is that we all think we (our heritage) are the best. I like to think that I’m not racist. Yeah, I’ll tell a racist joke every now and then. That doesn’t make me racist, it makes me funny. I take every opportunity I can to tell a joke. I am an equal opportunity offender.
In the United States, obviously, the major problem between blacks and whites is the whole slavery issue that was prevelant until approximately 150 years ago. In the United States, it was primarily whites that owned black slaves. There were also black slave owners. Hell, there are black slave owners now. Not in the United States, but there still is a such thing as slavery in the world. Every color, creed, nationality, and race has been enslaved at some time or another. What about the African people that sold the slaves. One thing I don’t understand is a black person wanting to go back to the “motherland”. Yes, in the United States, they have to live with the ancestors of people that enslaved them. In Africa, they live with the ancestors of the ones that sold them into slavery.
“I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.” – Martin Luther King Jr. – “I have a dream”
What MLK wanted is a far cry from what is going on today. Why can’t it be like that quote?
I love you whether you be black, white, yellow, green or purple.
-Beans
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